I hear you lost your phone. FBI “Raid” or, more likely, investigation. You should have seen this coming, but honestly, it is easy to lose your phone to any number of things.

How to cope? Modern technology.

I presume you have a computer. Learn how to back up your phone to your computer, then do it. Do it often. Back it up every week at a minimum. Daily would be better, in the sense that it is what Mr. Smart Guy would do.

If you do that, then next time you are strip searched at Hardee’s you can get a replacement phone and restore the contents from your back up. This will allow you to then carry on with whatever insurrection and/or grift you are involved in, with a minimum of interruption to your criminal lifestyle.